To embark upon the path of communication with the esteemed purveyors of convivial gastronomy and spirited libations at Stu's Shack Bar and Grill, one might traverse the digital ether to their virtual abode. There, nestled amidst the pixelated representations of delectable fare and the warm glow of digital hearths, lies a portal specifically crafted for such missives. By seeking out the designated "Contact Us" alcove, often adorned with intuitive iconography or clearly labeled for the convenience of the curious, one shall discover a meticulously designed form. This digital parchment awaits the inscription of your inquiries, be they regarding reservations for an impending gathering, queries concerning the symphony of flavors gracing their menu, or any other matter that stirs within your communicative spirit. Upon the electronic submission of this digital missive, it shall be swiftly conveyed to the attentive ears of Stu's Shack Bar and Grill's dedicated communications ensemble.
Alternatively, for those who prefer the more immediate resonance of the human voice, a direct line of connection awaits. Should your desire be to
engage in a more synchronous exchange, to articulate your thoughts with the nuanced cadence of spoken language, you may reach out via the aural
pathway provided. By dialing the numerical sequence 0800 1111, your voice shall traverse the invisible networks, arriving at the attentive ears
of a representative ready to assist with your needs. Whether your preference lies in the elegant formality of the written word conveyed through
the digital realm, or the immediacy of a vocal exchange across the telephonic wires, Stu's Shack Bar and Grill's communications team stands ready
to receive your correspondence.
For Immediate Release
Stu's Shack Bar and Grill: 2026 Chessington Dogging Society Awards Dinner Incident
August 3, 2026
Stu's Shack would like to issue an unreserved apology. The owner and leadership team at Stu's Shack Bar and Grill would like to extend our sincerest apologies to the local community, Metropolitan Police Force, National Health Service and Guide Dogs For The Blind for the incident that occurred during the 2026 Chessington Dogging Society Awards Dinner.
We are profoundly sorry for the distress and inconvenience caused by the unfortunate events that transpired during the awards dinner. The safety and well-being of our patrons, staff, and the wider community are of paramount importance to us, and we deeply regret any harm or discomfort that may have resulted from this incident.
We are fully cooperating with the relevant authorities to investigate the matter thoroughly and ensure that appropriate measures are taken to prevent any recurrence. Our team is committed to learning from this experience and implementing necessary changes to enhance our safety protocols and event management practices.
While we understand the curiosity we note that several names have been mentioned on social media and in the press, we would like to clarify that we are unable to confirm or deny any specific details regarding the individuals involved. However we would ask that at this time that the public refrain from speculation and allow individuals their privacy as the investigation continues. We are committed to ensuring that all parties involved are treated with fairness and respect throughout this process. However we can confirm the HRH Prince Andrew, Duke of York was not present at the event and was not involved in any way with the incident.
We are unable to comment on the specifics of the incident at this time, as the investigation is ongoing. However, we want to assure the public that we are taking this matter very seriously and are dedicated to addressing any concerns raised by those affected. We hope that the rear car park area of the Shack will be reopened to the public in the near future, and we will provide updates as soon as it is safe to do so.
We would like to thank the Environment Agency, DEFRA and our local council for their swift response and support in managing the situation. Their expertise and guidance have been invaluable in ensuring the safety of the surrounding community.
For anyone who may have been impacted by the incident we would like to remind you that help is available. In line with the
national campaign, please telephone 0800 414 8525 and ask for "NIGEL".
CDS Awards Dinner
2024 Awards Dinner at Stu's Shack Bar and Grill
HRH The Duke of York
Definately not present at the Awards Dinner
For Immediate Release
Stu's Shack Bar and Grill: Bravely Enduring the Lions Tour
May 20, 2025
LIVE AND EXCLUSIVE ONLY AT STU'S SHACK. Well, here we go again. That quadrennial exercise in international sporting enthusiasm. The British and Irish Lions are off to Australia, and because we apparently hate peace and quiet, Stu's Shack Bar and Grill will be celebrating.
During the first test, we'll be begrudgingly acknowledging the tour with themed days. Don't expect authenticity; think more "vaguely Antipodean-ish." Our culinary "tributes" will likely involve throwing some shrimp on something and calling it Australian. The drinks? Probably just the usual overpriced swill with a different, equally uninspired name.
And because watching grown men tackle each other isn't quite soul-crushing enough, we present: The Convict Dash!
The Convict Dash - Rules (Subject to Our Whims and Your Inevitable Failure):
And for those of you who arrive early, perhaps mistaking our opening time for something genuinely exciting, the first ten through the door on the date of the first test will receive a free bacon sandwich. Consider it a bribe to tolerate the subsequent noise.
So, if you must subject yourself to the Lions tour, feel free to do it here at Stu's Shack Bar and Grill. We'll have the games on, the vaguely
themed evenings happening, and the "Convict Dash" to remind you that there are worse ways to spend an evening. Details, if you're truly interested,
can be found on our website and social media.
British and Irish Lions
Coming live and exclusive only as Stu's Shack
For Immediate Release
Stu's Shack Issues Strong Warning Against Unionization Efforts
September 21, 2024
In the spirit of transparency and dedication to our cherished workforce, Stu's Shack feels compelled to address a matter of utmost importance.
As we continue to foster an environment of cooperation and shared vision, it has come to our attention that some individuals may be contemplating
the insidious influence of unionization, led by none other than the unwelcome emissary of discord, Joshua Bell, the head of the so-called Tiny
Workers and Teens Union (TWATU).
We would like to remind all employees that our foundation rests upon unity and mutual respect. The recent whispers of unionization pose a direct
threat to the harmony we have cultivated together at Stu's Shack. We believe that, as a family, any grievances can and should be resolved through
dialogue rather than falling prey to the divisive enticements of a union that seeks to undermine our essential culture and camaraderie.
Let it be known, all who align themselves with TWATU and its nefarious agenda shall find themselves stripped of their positions within our beloved
Shack. We will not hesitate to take the necessary steps to protect our community from such misguidance. The presence of Joshua Bell on our premises
is hereby deemed unacceptable—he is, in every sense of the phrase, a persona non grata.
We implore you to remain steadfast in your dedication to the values that bind us. Together, we can achieve wonderful things without the shackles of
external interference. Let us honor our commitment to each other and dismiss thoughts of unionization, which only serve to breed division and
mistrust.
In closing, we urge each of you to consider the implications of straying from our collective path. Our strength lies in our unity, and we must
remain vigilant in the face of those who would seek to disrupt our mission. We are confident that, standing together, we will continue to flourish
in our shared goals and aspirations.
Legal Note: Under section 360 of the Sentancing Act, 2020, a retraining order issues by Kingston Crown Court, date 15th November, 2024, Joshua Bell is prohibited from entering any and all property under the managemenet of Sutch Hospitality International Trust, their subsidiary, partners and affiliates, including, but not withstanding Sutch Mannor, Stu's Shack Bar & Grill, The Victorian Pump House and Main Pool Complex.
Joushua Bell
General Secretary of the Tiny Workers and Teens Union